I CAN SPEEK LOLCAT NAO. (:

U KNOE WUT SUCKZ? I KEEP FAINTIN. SO I HAS BLOOD TEST. DEN I FAINT. PROBABLY CAUSE I SAW MAH BLOOD, AN IM NOT GUD WIF BLOOD, BUT STILL. TEH DOCTORS CALL ME "VRY TALL, VRY SKINNY, VRY PALE FEMALE". DOCTORS MAK ME SOUND SO UGLY.

MAH BROTHR IZ HAVIN 2 BOIS, HOO I HAS NEVR SEEN BEFORE ROUND 4 SLEEPOVR. HE SHUD BE COMIN OUT ANY DAI NAO.

OH, EXAMS R TEH SCARYEST EVR. I HAS PSYCOLOGY EXAM IN 4 DAIS. HALP! IM REVISIN ALL 2MORROW, TEH NEXT DAI AN FOREVR.

I JUS EATD WHOLE CHUNK OV CHEEZCAEK WIF CREAM. I FINKZ IM GOIN 2 BE SICK.


...why does lolcat translator speak everything in caps? :(