Saturday, 26 September 2009


I went to North Wales for the week with 2 English teachers and 15 other pupils. This was nice, I got on with pretty much everyone actually, and that was nice. I won the "ginger wanabee" award, and the professional poets and teachers (and a few of the students) really liked me poem. My mum didn't so much, but I can understand that.

The Embrace When I was young, I would find them sometimes, standing at the top of the mountain of stairs hugging. I would feel left out, and my little hands would clutch at their legs. I wanted to be a part of the moment; but I ruined theirs instead. He would march off. She would smile, absently, and ruffle my hair. Today I have to sense to leave them to their moment. They stand at the top of a shrunken hill. I watch them from a distance: She clutches his waist. His arms hang limp by his sides.

Actually pretty happy with this. This is unusual for me. :)

Anywho, here's a series of photos
you can't see it, but Will's put a crab on his crotch. The joke is: "Will's got crabs". It was very funny :) Harry looks really impressed, no jokes.

Will liked to steal my camera to take pictures of everyone's arses. There was a series of butts that followed this picture. I won't put them up here. But they are on facebook, if you really want to see them...

The hoodie was infamous. Will looks better in it that I do.

Elenid was cold. I gave her my hoodie. Will kept going to give her kissed and cuddles, then realising she wasn't me, then stopping in his tracks, then being all "stop confusing meee!! D:" I lol'd. wouldn't have lol'd so much if he'd realised afterwards tho :P

This just looked poetic, and proffesional. It was then followed by this:
They went swimming in the cold, cold river. It was a race across. Will won. Andy got annoyed and splashed him. They had a conversation about cold bollocks for a while. To be fair, I would have joined them, but I was wearing white underwear, and no way in hell was I going see through.

Overall: good times.

(I'll do P some other time, peoples)

Sunday, 6 September 2009


God, I am so ILL :(
I still think it's the iron thing. I've been feeling sick for ages, and this morning I threw up a nice big pile of bile. By this morning I mean about 5 am. Dad loved it, he was woken up. So was Lorraine, but apparenty she was already awake, so it's all good. Been feeling reeeally sick ever since too. Yay. I told mum this. She sorta glanced over, made a vague, non-commital sound and carried on watching the news. So nice to know I'm cared about.

Well I am by one of my parents to be fair. When I was done vomiting dad bought me a glass of water and a bucket and sat in my room until I was asleep. He even held my hand so I knew he was still there. Rosie the dog felt like she wanted to be a part of the moment and put her paw on top of the pile of hands. Then she settled down on the end of my bed. She's lovely. I love that dog. :)

Oh, faceborg does "fancheck" now. Unfortunately, faceborg dislikes uploading any of my pictures, so here it is here.
Interesting stuff. Well done, Hazel. You numba 1! =D

I'm seriously going to be sick. I mean it. The back of my throat feels like it's burning. Might go sit in the toilet for a bit...

...well that was fun. Just sat in my toilet and retched quite violently for a bit. My body was gettingf all angry, it wanted to be sick, but it just wasn't man enough to do it....
what a pussy.

You all needed to hear that, blatantly.

Dani, if you're reading this tonight, expect a phonecall tomorrow, I may not be going in.
First day back is always the good day of the year, everyone missed each other, everyone's back with their shiny new things. By the second day, the novelty is gone, noone cares anymore, and it's just a new day. I'm going back to the loo for a bit...
..still nothing. Well this really is a load of fun.

aaanywho, lets do O now, so I don't need to keep telling you guise about my bathroom breaks.

Oasis - Wonderwall
(it was stop crying your heart out for a while, but the local police edited that song as the backing song for a young girl meeting a paedophile, and it kinda ruined it for me. Apparently it's a true story, and the girl was brutally raped. That song was a pretty bad choice if you ask me. 'oh, stop crying about your violation, you silly girl, it'll be okay if you stop moaning.')

Obadiah Parker - Hey Ya.
(One of my favourite songs ever. This bloke got famous via youtube, and he's excellent. It's the best cover of anything I've ever heard. His real name is Matt Weddle.)

Tuesday, 1 September 2009



lulz. Fallout boy live on youtube is fun. (: Especially when they bring on guests. And when I don't turn the volume down on my headphones it's even more fun. Still, I liked Journey's "Don't stop believin'. It's the one that everyone knows. but i am afraid to press play on the cover fall out boy have done. That girlie filming the thing has a reeeally loud high-pitched voice. Oh wait, it was her friend. Sorry. The person filming it expressed this first thing in the comments. I pity her.

What's new? Oh yes. Finished my course of iron tablets. And what happens? No appetite for several days in a row, so I live on cups of tea and the odd dijestive biscuits, they're all I can manage. I should but rich tea instead. They better. (:

This means yaaay, I get to go back to schedule another blood test. These aaallways make me faint. Mind you, the repulsion to food + the lack of food in my system = faintey Catherine.

I should be making the most of these last couple of days of the holiday, I go back friday. Stupid C.R.E.W. :( Instead, this picture pretty much sums me up.


Nine Inch Nails - Hurt.
Trent Reznor has a reeeally haunting voice. I love it. (:

Noah and the Whale - 5 Years Time
Hear this song, you'll be singing it for days. It's a happy, catchy song. It's lush (: